After registering an impressive 96 yards worth of "rushing-bouncing" and a tandem of touchdowns against a Chaos squad, "Springs" Verminstink is officially reclaiming his position as the greatest player on any of the Aristotle Agyrazkodas owned rolodex of squads. Currently at 64 SPP, the lil' mischevious misfit who boasts a statistical line of MA 8 ST 3 AG 4 AV 7 as well as being a juggernaut on "O" with his "Block" and "Sidestep" which when coupled with "Dodge" makes him near impossible to bring down unless he gets slapped with a "POW !!!". At 1112 yards of "O", he is a mere
88 yards away from eclipsing the record held by former Killwhackee Schmucks pogoer, Slip Snotkins, and should achieve that milestone in another couple of games easily.